chocolate Easter bunny

   proof that God is programming everything   Notice that we had one of the strangest presidents of all times. Don't get me wrong I voted for the guy twice. Then at the same time we have a fake pandemic. In a real pandemic somewhere around 10% of the planet would have died. And this pandemic it's way less than 1% of the planet fact I think it was way less than 1% of America for the whole planet. That's not a pandemic, that's fake. That's like a serious flu season or something. Then right in the middle of all that we decide to defund the police. Okay now maybe I'm missing something but I don't think any place in history has ever recommended getting rid of the forces that protect the general citizens, only God could do something that stupid by programming it in. Then we get black lives matter. Now you're telling me that all this stuff just organically somehow mysteriously all happened at exactly the same time? And we ran out of toilet paper. A...

 Thou hast forsaken    me , saith the LORD , thou   art gone backward : therefore will I    stretch out my hand against thee,  and destroy    thee; I am weary with repenting .                                            

 These events never occurred, pretty sure. At the conclusion of the Last supper each person received an Easter egg basket. The highlight of the Easter egg basket was the chocolate Easter Bunny. See elsewhere on this blog for the complete contents. Each person picked up their Easter egg basket and after singing a hymn they went out. In the outer courtyard Mary, the mother of God, was waiting. She stopped everyone and said, I recommend that everyone give me your Easter egg baskets to hold for about 4 days. Jesus is going to be crucified tomorrow to save us all from eternal damnation. Then in 3 days he will raise from the dead. So I'm recommending that we all celebrate at my place after the resurrection. I will pass out your Easter egg baskets and you can have all the Easter candy you want then. Peter groans and says, oh, can I just eat the Easter Bunny ears now? To which Mary replies, no if you wait it will taste that much better then. Thomas doubts by saying, I'm just not sure. ...

  True or False Everyone at the Last Supper received an Easter egg basket. Each basket contained plastic Easter eggs with jelly Bean eggs inside, marshmallow yellow chicks, and a chocolate Easter Bunny. 

  The history of the chocolate Easter Bunny: People like chocolate, people like Easter, and people like bunnies. So it just makes sense that sooner or later they would put them all together.